160 Hilarious Tyler The Creator Quotes To Have A Brighter Day (2024)

She’s so pretty, f*ck self pity, I feel so sh*tty. I wanna text her in a jealous rage, but if she reply to say anything,

Mom is getting jealous, I see my manager more than I see her before.

The f*cking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that.

I’m not an a***ole. I just don’t give a f**k a lot. The only time I do is when a b**ch is screaming “Tyler, stop!”

I live life with no fear, except for the idea that one day you won’t be here.

Statistics say that nigg*s with no father ain’t gon’ be sh*t (nigg*!)
Well I guess I had one, ’cause, nigg*, I’m it
You smell that? (Yeah!) That’s the odor of success, bitch.

I got 99 problems and all of them is being happy.

What if my music is too weird for the masses and I’m only known for tweets more than beats?

I want to make as much money as I possibly can so that when my day comes, my mother and sister is fine. My close friends are fine. They don’t have to worry about anything ever again.

I wanna be your number one.

I’m hungry for VMAs and Grammys. That’s my main goal.

I call myself a “f*cking unicorn” because I believe that you can be what ever you want, as long as you believe it yourself. I’m a unicorn and you can’t tell me sh*t.

If you got the person you really want, you are one lucky f*cker.

I wish you would call me.

Ain’t kill myself yet, and I already want my life back.

Cause we really with the beef like closeted gay fathers.

I don’t like people around me sad. I like making people happy.

You know that sh*t you think about when you’re alone that eats you up inside?…Yeah.

Who makes me the happiest, can make me the saddest.

I can grab the fireworks, and soda, all the cookies we can eat
Make you nauseous, but be cautious, this is not Dawson’s Creek.

You live in my dream state. Relocate my fantasy I stay in reality.

Then do something that’s beyond what we both can imagine.

Can’t they just be happy for me like, a kid with nothing living out his dreams
Why they gotta f*cking hate?

I’m an optimistic guy. I’m one of those big dreamers. I’m one of those kids with that annoying imagination.

My mother raised me, a single parent, so it’s apparent that I got love for my mother, none of you other f*ckers.

Rap is really just too conventional. Everybody does the same thing. No one ever pushes the box.

You have highlights about your life, I have life ’bout my highlights, bitch
Go to college, get a job, marry, have a kid
Watch them grow, and then you die? No, nigg*, f*ck the system.

I just live life. I grew up in a Christian family, but, you know, the way Mom brought me up is to, you know, do you, to always be yourself.

I’m not a follower. I’m a leader. And anyone who speaks their mind is always criticised.

I think I sound crazy right now. I probably do, but I live in my own head, so it all makes sense to me.

nigg* f*ck a mindset, my brain is an obscenity
I’m f*cked in the head, I lost my mind with my virginity.

I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what’s on my mind, and that’s it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It’s making kids so stupid.

I just try to tell people to think for themselves.

When I was 17, I did ignorant, hoodrat stuff with my friends.

Yo girlfriend look like my mom!

I don’t need it but I still take the cars and the girls. Went from bout gettin’ the money to about gettin’ the world.

Do what the f*ck you want. Stand for what the f*ck you believe in and don’t let nobody tell you you can’t do what the f*ck you want. I’m a f*ckin’ unicorn. f*ck anybody who say I’m not.

My nigg* Jasper said if I drink and get drunk enough I won’t feel the feelings I be feeling when I’m sobered up.

f*ck money, diamonds & bitches, don’t need ’em.

I just wanna talk, and conversate ’cause I usually just stalk you and masturbat*.

When people ask you the same questions, forty times in a row, it gets really annoying.

I used to give a f*ck, until I lost my emotions.

You know what they say; you don’t know what you have till that nigg* gone.

I live like it’s no rules and I’m OK with f***in’ up. I just brush my shoulders off and get back up.

I’m a businessman, you ain’t never been the man.

I should win a f*cking award for being me.

Named my album “Cherry Bomb” because “Greatest Hits” sounded boring.

f*ck genres, I like music.

Listening to Mac DeMarco, hanging out the roof window, switch to third gear, turbo.

My self respect I leave that in the lost and found where the black girls get their weaves back.

You make my earth quake.

Might f*ck around and be a goat named Felicia.

Next line will have ‘em like, ‘Whoa.’ I’ve been kissing white boys since 2004.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

You’re good at being perfect, we’re good at being troubled.

Do you know how weird it is knowing that I make a bunch of cheese while my friends can’t afford little pizzas from Little Caesar’s?

I’m going harder than coming out of the closet to conservative Christian fathers.

2DopeBoyz don’t want beef, they’re just overweight vegetarians.

One, two, you’re the girl that I want
Three, four, five, six, seven, sh*t
Eight is the bullet if you say no after all this
And I just couldn’t take it, you’re so motherf*ckin’ gorgeous.

You gotta keep things fun…Laughing is really important to your health, believe it or not, so I guess I just always try to have fun and keep the energy alive.

So instead of critiquing and bitchin’ being mad as f*ck. Just admit, not only are we talented, we’re rad as f*ck.

I think people get caught up in having an identity.

I’m f**king stoked. My life is sick. I get to still skate around like I did three years ago. I might have to take a couple of pictures, but whatever. I have money to go do stupid sh*t. I couldn’t ask for nothing else.

Kill people, burn s**t, f**k school. I’m f**kin’ radical, n**ga. I’m motherf**kin’ radical. Left, right, left, right.

If this was a game
I would be considered a motherf*cking legend
And I ain’t trying to gas you like Chevron
But I’m high as f*ck, bitch, you really need to get on my leverage.

I was taught to act my shoe size, never my age. I always judge a book by the cover, never the page. I never judge a murder by weapons, only the rage.

Ni**a be like why didn’t my fav rapper blow up prolly cause he has the personality of a chair ni**as be flat haha.

Long story short, my biggest songs to date are all singing songs. And the people who were saying that I was bad were just projecting their inner fears of trying something that they wanted to try, but not being able to. And now I’m better at singing and they’re probably not better at whatever they wanted to do.

They say success is the best revenge so I beat DeShay up with the stack of magazines I’m in.

Honestly, I’m a weak bitch. My punches are not good. I can run fast, but if I had to hold somebody from falling off a cliff, they’re going to die.

Wherever my curiosity takes me, I follow. If I f**king hate it, I’m on to the next thing. A lot of people don’t move like that and it just boggles my mind. It’s like a math problem I can’t comprehend.

I like my girls skinny with brains. I like my hoodies f**ked with Lame. I like my friends imaginary with no names. And I make music for the f**k of it, no fame.

Don’t be scared of color.

If you n***as selling dope then you selling my s**t!

There are people I really admire. But they influence me pretty heavy right now because my own style is still blossoming. So I’m not going to tell you who they are because then you’ll know where I’m stealing from.

They say I’m immature, I say that they’re depressed. I talk to unicorns, I’m wearing a uniform of a n**ga that don’t give a f**k about time. You live your life all serious while I’m enjoying mine.

I was just such an erratic, wild personality….When you finally find someone to listen to you after years of not being taken seriously, you hold that sh*t to your heart.

And this is where the story and confusion began
‘Cause I was at nirvana but I had to pretend that I wasn’t.

People are more obsessed with the idea of failing than the idea of succeeding.

I sold my soul to the devil for thirty percent off. And to you emo kids who walk around p***end off!

I’m watching Freaks and Geeks with the trampoline on the floor
I’m tryna cop the new McLaren with the vertical doors.

It’s actually beautiful that we’re aware of this superpower that we have where we’re just us, no matter what. We don’t get nervous in front of people. We look in the mirror and we’re okay with it.

I go on tour and it hurts, I miss the days when this was fun but now it turned into work.

Losers can never win me, you can never offend me
My goal in life is a Grammy, hopefully mom’ll attend the
Ceremony with all my homies.

Evident that I’m the sh*t, I’m the Pooh like Tigger dick
I got these cracker doctors saying, “yeah Bob, this nigg*’s sick”.

Music is my first, but I contemplate divorce
You make a nigg* sing songs nice
You make a nigg*’s night turn day
And you make the flowers sing say turn green yellow.

I was sitting like, there’s nothing I want to buy. I was fully okay with life. It was nothing I was stressed about. I wasn’t sore nowhere. I’m financially good. Everyone around me is healthy. No grudges. The weather was great.

I bet you’ve never seen a pig fly. Well, you aren’t been looking through my eyes.

I just want everyone to be awesome. That’s all it is. I want everyone to be cool in their way.

I never had a drink in my life. I don’t smoke or anything.

I’m a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who’s very annoying.

I’m a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way.

For the record, I don’t worship the devil. I just hate religion.

I don’t like being put in a box. I just make music, you know?

I don’t really listen to rap; I just like to rap.

I think I’m cool. That’s all that matters.

I’m not hip-hop. I’m Tyler.

I don’t have a therapist, so I use me as my own therapist when I’m making the music.

Do what the f*ck makes you happy. Because in the end, who’s there? You.

I try to tell all the – not even the kids, even people older than me – to just be themselves. Don’t wear what I wear ’cause I wear it; wear what you like.

I was 15 when I first drew that donut. Five years later, for our label. Yeah, we own it.

Runnin’ out of time to make you love me.

Can I have my heart back?

Our relationship was like my music, chopped up, screwed up.

Somethin’ put my feelings in the lost and found.

f*ck a deal, I just want my father’s email
so I can tell him how much I f*cking hate him in detail.

No, I’m not no f*cking hipster, mister
No, I’m not no f*cking Kid Cudi, all my f*cking fans love me.

Thanks to them crackers, my pockets are fatter than excess sh*t that’s weighing on Jasper.

Being in love is cool as hell, like having feelings and sh*t, it’s tight.

Do something productive, stay the f**k off of Snapchat.

I’m the loneliest man alive
But I keep on dancing to throw ’em off.

F**k ranking! I’m the best, I’m the champion’s chariot!

I love talking about music. I’ll show you a song and break it down for 50 minutes. I’m a geek about it.

Ridin’ ’round town, they gon’ feel this one.

I finally got the courage to ask you on a date. So just say yes, let the future fall into place.

In school I was the one that was thinking outside boxes
So everybody in them would say that I got problems.

When it comes to your perception of my sh*t I’m Hellen Heckler.

Tell these black kids they could be who they are
Dye your hair blue, sh*t, I’ll do it too.

Since day one, I’ve always wanted to make the prettiest s*it that’s borderline boring or the hardest f**king sh*t…I’ve been trying to together since my first album.

I think I’ve fallen in love
This time I think it’s for real.

Spit sick sh*t like my saliva got rabies in it.

S**t, I know some n***as wear their hearts on their sleeves. But I wear mine on my head, Supreme!TYLER,

Cussing out Siri like a waitress with no patience.

I don’t smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don’t understand why people do that to themselves.

I slipped myself some pink Xannies
And danced around the house in all-over print panties.

I can make music that makes sense, but not meant to be stable.

Wayne’s cool. I ran into him at my hangout back home, and he’s just cool. I actually have this beat that I want him on, but I was too scared to get it to Clancy to get to them, but Wayne’s cool.

Golf Media is basically my brain in one place. It does just about everything except cure asthma. If you find an app that cures asthma, definitely let me know.

I’m awesome and I f*ck dolphins.

When it comes to the perfection of my sh*t I know you smell the RECTUM.

N**ga, f**k your role model, b**ch! I’m my idol. And if you can’t face it, my n**ga, you can ass it.

Good kids make bad grown-ups. Stay gold, stray old, maturing means that your life sucks. In my wolf suit, I roam where the wild things at, still growing, still learning, not knowing that I’m maxed. I don’t want to grow up, I know that sh*t for a fact, n**ga eighteen!

I sold my soul to the devil. Lucifer will have my soul.

I’m harder than DJ Khaled playing the f*cking quiet game
The f*ck am I saying? Tyler’s not even a violent name
About as threatening as stained windbreakers in hurricanes.

Yo I’m seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends its asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat.

My favorite songs are my favorite songs because they just feel like a certain moment, or a certain photo, just a snapshot for whatever three or four minutes the song is.

Somebody called me a hom*ophobe. I’m not hom*ophobic.

I want to do films and have my name mentioned next to Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino. I don’t want my name mentioned next to other rappers at all.

The devil doesn’t wear Prada, I’m clearly in a f*cking white tee.

I never want to grow up.

I really want to sing, but my tone of voice is really too deep to do what I want.

To me, Sid Vicious is cool. Super chill.

I’m not into fashion, but I like design. I wear the same shoes every day.

I’m a big ‘Goosebumps’ fan – ‘Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.’ My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones.

I want the cheesy dates at the movies
And stupid walks on the beach, and sharing straws in a cup.

Listen deeper than the music before you put it in a box.

Hawthorne sucks… It’s a crazy place, and I’m happy that I was the weird one that got out.

I’m a f**kin’ walkin’ paradox, no, I’m not.

Humans have voids, and you need things to fill voids… I didn’t have a dad to fill that male model void, so when I heard Eminem or freaking seen Dave Chapelle, that’s what I gravitated to.

Youth is something I never wanna take for granted. I just want to smile and live life.

If the world was ending, I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a bunch of water, and I’d probably just… I’d probably go crazy.

I think, if I had a dad, I would have went the normal college route. I’m so stoked my life panned out how it was.

The thing is, I make music I like. So it’s just weird if someone says they don’t like it.

I want to design jewelry for girls and guys… I’ma spread it out, but I’ma design, probably when I’m just designing furniture and buildings, I’ll probably being the jewelry thing, too.

I like my raps but I’m never too happy with some of ’em because I feel like they could be better. But every time I hear my flow on that song I wow myself.

My lyrics aren’t offensive. Some people find everything offensive.

I wasn’t shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.

Usually, when I’m rappin’, I’m creating a big story or a concept song that sounds like a movie to me.

I want to take Justin Bieber for a month and just lock him up in a cage where we sit and make music. He’s one of the most successful people in the world, but his music could be so much tighter.

I’m like a big 10-year-old when I’m on stage. I just go up there and do whatever I think is cool at the moment.